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Management Demotivational Poster


WOOSA... - Before you get so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus around.


TAGS: anger management
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

CANADA - October 5, 2009, 1:30 pm, #124085
bad boys 2 rocked! 5 woosa's
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:18 pm, #124079
I understand your position though, Dre... I'm just grading on a bell-curve anymore.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 11:53 am, #124071
Yeah, I guess it is better than probably any of mine so i cant really judge, if i could revote it might go up to a four as well.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:56 am, #124066
It's not like it said "if you noticed the cactus, I have bad news for you..." or "this guy will kick your a**" - this one took talent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:55 am, #124065
Perhaps not top ten of all time, but incredibly good use of the picture... takes creativity to caption it this way.
MO - October 5, 2009, 10:04 am, #124051
"Who let the dogs out? Woot! Woot!" KER-BLAMO!!!!! Even the natives are sick of that d*** song!!
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:55 am, #124049
I have made some funny posters according to me and it stopped at 3.2 where as I have made some average rush jobs that have stopped at 3.7, it's just a matter of who is on and their opinions which I value of course. Thanks for the 3L lol
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am, #124048
or GHETTO-SMACK: When hitting the person who burned down your car anything will do.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am, #124047
Yeah, I did give it a 3, i just didnt think that it was a top ten or whatever poster.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:50 am, #124046
or... GHETTO-SMACK: Where everything and anything is a weapon.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am, #124045
The caption is actually... PRETTY good. Better than most of the sh*t that I have to reject everyday. Definitely one of the better posters. At least he's not doing the "Look what I found on the internet!" Airman move. Give him some credit for that.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am, #124044
I could have said: "Dancing is always fun till someone canes you with a cactus" "3rd world version of a tequila sh**" "He who removed Excalibur Cactus from the field shall be the new slumlord" But I kinda liked the Bad Boys reference. That's a nice fish
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:45 am, #124043
................I might
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:43 am, #124042
Dre... so you regularly pick up a cactus in protest?
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am, #124041
The picture is funny, the caption is not.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am, #124040
I find it funny. Just sayin'.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:38 am, #124039
Um, its getting voted down because its not funny.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:23 am, #124038
Oh and TY...
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:22 am, #124037
Haha... yeah I can't believe these votes... that's a freaking cactus being swung around in front of a burning car... lmao.. I'll just keep the comments up on this one to bump it so people later in the day can appreciate it's magnificence and splendor.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am, #124031
Oh... 5L, naturally.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am, #124030
Love it! But you can't release good motifakes for the a.m. shift... they're 1L votin' mo fo's. Now, I have to get back to 1L'n these crummy motifakes.


TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential


TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm, #227520

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am, #227507
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!


Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am, #250541
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


MANAGEMENT LESSON -




MANAGERS - Living proof that stupid people always get the best jobs


TAGS: stupidity in management
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 3:34 am, #178534
with the most obvious text? I stand by my 1L
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 3:16 am, #178533
It's not one of those. He legitimately added to it. 4L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 3:11 am, #178531
look what you found!!! 1L


BOARDROOM -


TAGS: office management meeting executive
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:28 pm, #217515
I miss aggy. It's no fun trying to piss him off when all I get are his tumbleweeds of apathy and his cricket chorus of indifference.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 4:58 pm, #216233
But why isn't ANYONE talking about the elephant in the room?
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:25 pm, #216224
Great.
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:23 am, #215546
LOL oviously they have nothing to do
Airman - March 29, 2011, 4:23 pm, #215482
I just left a meeting.. wish I had printed this out before I went in
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:49 pm, #215480
Aggy.. you are on some other kind of streak here! Spectacular...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:17 am, #215469
Again... thank you, sir.
Derek - March 29, 2011, 6:29 am, #215460
Fantastic


MICROMANAGEMENT - Bosses micromanage because they think they know how to do your job but they don't have clue about how to do theirs.




ANGER MANAGEMENT - This kid shows every sign of having none …




THE EXECUTIVE SUITE -




VISION -


TAGS: leader management office
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:05 pm, #214864
Stellar.
Sho - March 21, 2011, 2:34 pm, #214843
I like these a lot.


TECHNICAL SUPPORT - The Ultimate Anger Management.




WHY AM I THE BOSS? - I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!




WHEN I LOOK BACK - on all the time I've wasted I'm just glad I wasted it While I still had the chance


TAGS: useless machine time management
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 11:01 pm, #242646
Golden, so rings true
GaryO - January 19, 2013, 8:53 pm, #242645
OH, HELLLLLL YEAHHHH!! 5 PHOOOKING Ls


HE WHO SMILES -


TAGS: crisis management
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

jaundyrose - April 22, 2011, 6:11 am, #217074
I like this website. --------- Auto Sales


Corporate Vision -


TAGS: leadership management policy managers sup***isors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 25, 2013, 2:12 am, #250000
Thank you... :)
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:42 pm, #249997
Love this one Greybeard! 5L :)


LEADERS -


TAGS: leadership office work management success
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:33 pm, #197815
perfectly captioned.


EXECUTIVES -


TAGS: management solution office vision
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 2, 2014, 12:26 pm, #253384
Didn't get it at first, then suddenly I had a vision of one of my positions at the TJX company. 5L


When I am angry -


TAGS: anger management my
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:19 am, #249000
That thing gonna knock him in the head!


EXPERIENCE -




HOOD ORNAMENT -


TAGS: cyclist anger management driver
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - September 21, 2010, 7:25 pm, #194944
Most excellent. Stay of the road!
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 2:09 pm, #194902
No i didn't and i will never give you credit for the pic. NEVAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 1:35 pm, #194900

did you ever submit that one from hammys place you did last night? do it if noit...i want pic credit though...olo
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 1:19 pm, #194897
amsome! 5L RL


Knockin' On Heavens Door -




job hunting -


TAGS: micro management
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - January 19, 2014, 12:55 am, #252250
Hah! Good'n little


the line -


TAGS: management stupidity genius walking
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

steve1961 - July 20, 2014, 1:44 pm, #255776
Nowadays, most tightrope walkers go wireless...
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 12:47 pm, #255775
Tightrope walkers probably hate it when their cable goes out.


If You Wait Until The Last Minute -




No Smoking! -




management -




management -


TAGS: management under the bus
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:08 am, #249761
I had a co-worker like that once. He never did appreciate that I laid him there rather than tossing him...bahaha 5L.


THE BEAST -


TAGS: anger management emotional control
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:08 am, #248436

Thank you! I think it's incredible!~~
falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:38 am, #248430
I'm just loving that pic.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: business disability corporate management blind
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 31, 2010, 7:04 pm, #191738
Excellence.
Cubbybear - August 31, 2010, 10:21 am, #191702
5 poodles! You know what's funny to me personally? I know no woman named Carol....LOL!


Marital Pre-Dispute Resolution -


TAGS: marital bliss anger management peace
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 14, 2014, 8:16 pm, #257062
Wowser! 'new guy'... almost as ego boosting as getting carded for beer. At 59 years young!
Thedge - October 8, 2014, 2:58 am, #256930
Thanks.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2014, 9:52 pm, #256923

hey new guy! welcome to the site.


UPGRADES -


TAGS: purchasing expenses accounting promotion management
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:24 am, #187473
Amen. 5L You are definitely on a roll, Aggy. I think it's a kaiser.


UNLOCKING SUCCESS -


TAGS: motifake business motivational suggetsion employees management
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:41 am, #170554
Well, soon enough, you'll be drinking alcohol for the right reasons.... but it won't help here.
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:38 am, #170553
Yes, I'm quite wired. I just can't seem to pass out at the moment.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:33 am, #170550
Wired?
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:23 am, #170548
What brings me anywhere? lol Insomnia. I was just looking over my old comments and decided to do some follow up where necessary. I seriously can't sleep right now. Wired.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:11 am, #170545
Hi Bart! What brought you here? LOL
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 2:41 am, #170542
You can't have a copy of the kamasutra with just words...you have to see the exact way to bend your leg when doing the "Cosmic Crow Greets the Morning Dew." Therefore, yes, the sketches were suggestions...instructions...
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:18 pm, #169470
As a law student i like the labor law reference in that, thx.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:08 pm, #169419
Did they come with suggestions, or were the pictures the suggestion?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm, #169416
lol I guess I shouldn't have stuffed the box with all those p***ographic sketches. 5/5


Human Resources -


TAGS: office management welcome to mordor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

spacedog - February 27, 2015, 5:48 pm, #260168
HA! H.R. Departments are apparently the same the world over. 5L
Oldsod - February 27, 2015, 4:11 pm, #260167
5L...very much describes my day.


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